isthatwhatyoumint:

lesbian elephants 
lesbiphants?

isthatwhatyoumint:

lesbian elephants 

lesbiphants?

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Posted at 12:09 on Friday with 603 Notes.  Reblog
sebastianthedog:

3/200 pictures of Alex Gaskarth [x]

sebastianthedog:

3/200 pictures of Alex Gaskarth [x]

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Posted at 01:17 on Thursday with 341 Notes.  Reblog

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Posted at 09:47 on Wednesday with 406 Notes.  Reblog

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

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Posted at 09:41 on Wednesday with 12499 Notes.  Reblog

shooshington:

historicalslut:

Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔

  • Austria (Personally,my favorite) 
  • England
  • Prussia
  • Denmark
  • Holy Roman Empire
  • Hungary
  • Poland
  • Czech Republic
  • Bavaria

I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING 

THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL

America.

I think I just choked on my own laughter. 

Omg really?

I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle

like this one

I had to reblog it for the eagle wearing the crown.

god bless america

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Posted at 09:41 on Wednesday with 43189 Notes.  Reblog

DOES IT FEEL LIKE I’M INSIDE YOUR BRAIN?

igetbeautytipsfrommydog:

DOES IT?

HUH?

HUH!?!!??!!

Posted at 02:04 on Monday with 1 Notes.  Reblog
Filed under:/okay I love you

snoopdeer:

my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 

he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone

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Posted at 01:59 on Monday with 15184 Notes.  Reblog
Posted at 01:59 on Monday with 15267 Notes.  Reblog
this is how I watch L’s videos

this is how I watch L’s videos

moriarcoffee:

funnification-is-not-a-word:

She didn’t mean James Potter.

She meant Severus Snape.

(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)

and he was only “that awful boy” because he was the one who told her sister what she was. he was the one who took her away and introduced her to a world which would eventually kill her. petunia didn’t have a problem with james potter. she just missed her little sister. 

Posted at 01:53 on Monday with 18423 Notes.  Reblog

thiefofdick:

whoreway:

thiefofdick:

papasignless:

thiefofdick:

tereziowns:

what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back

what if a cat made this post

what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things

most people don’t own bears

jeez

Canadians do.

I said people

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Posted at 01:52 on Monday with 8857 Notes.  Reblog

ladiesloveduranduran:

letmartyhandlethis:

sherc0ck-holmes:

“There’s not a star on the cement that we can’t reach.”

“YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE STARS ARE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM.”

WHY

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Posted at 01:51 on Monday with 10597 Notes.  Reblog
radicalkitten:

dream113:

forever8infinite:

So there i was just scrolling through someones tumblr, and i came across this and i just stopped. It caught my attention for a long time. I noticed every piece breaking, in slow motion so clearly and the one thing that came to my mind was that moment when your heart breaks. When you can feel it drop and break into little pieces when you hear something that you wish wasn’t true, the truth that you have made yourself not believe, read something you wish hadn’t, or seen something you wish you hadn’t.

This is probably the most meaningful post I’ve ever seen.

wow

radicalkitten:

dream113:

forever8infinite:

So there i was just scrolling through someones tumblr, and i came across this and i just stopped. It caught my attention for a long time. I noticed every piece breaking, in slow motion so clearly and the one thing that came to my mind was that moment when your heart breaks. When you can feel it drop and break into little pieces when you hear something that you wish wasn’t true, the truth that you have made yourself not believe, read something you wish hadn’t, or seen something you wish you hadn’t.

This is probably the most meaningful post I’ve ever seen.

wow

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Posted at 01:04 on Monday with 176237 Notes.  Reblog

kardigans:

aradiastuck:

haave-you-met-ted:

thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes

this was a lot funnier in my head

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Posted at 11:44 on Monday with 21555 Notes.  Reblog
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kissingundercitylights:

Kiss Me - The Fray (Slow Version)

Posted at 05:08 on Saturday with 5 Notes.  Reblog