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my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
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Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔
- Austria (Personally,my favorite)
- England
- Prussia
- Denmark
- Holy Roman Empire
- Hungary
- Poland
- Czech Republic
- Bavaria
I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING
THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
America.
I think I just choked on my own laughter.
Omg really?
I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle
like this one
I had to reblog it for the eagle wearing the crown.
god bless america
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my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
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She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.
(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)
and he was only “that awful boy” because he was the one who told her sister what she was. he was the one who took her away and introduced her to a world which would eventually kill her. petunia didn’t have a problem with james potter. she just missed her little sister.
what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back
what if a cat made this post
what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things
most people don’t own bears
jeez
Canadians do.
I said people
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“There’s not a star on the cement that we can’t reach.”
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE STARS ARE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM.”
WHY
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So there i was just scrolling through someones tumblr, and i came across this and i just stopped. It caught my attention for a long time. I noticed every piece breaking, in slow motion so clearly and the one thing that came to my mind was that moment when your heart breaks. When you can feel it drop and break into little pieces when you hear something that you wish wasn’t true, the truth that you have made yourself not believe, read something you wish hadn’t, or seen something you wish you hadn’t.
This is probably the most meaningful post I’ve ever seen.
wow
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thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
this was a lot funnier in my head
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Kiss Me - The Fray (Slow Version)
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